So Fuck The Rhythm

My mom and I talked on the phone last night for like 20 minutes about how we both think that Richard...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:08:00 -0400

My mom and I talked on the phone last night for like 20 minutes about how we both think that Richard Wagner directly caused the Holocaust.

princessheadbutt: grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:25:53 -0400

princessheadbutt:

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

one of the saddest parts of grad school is being the only one who wants to talk about porn

A conversation I had at work today-
Stage Manager: What the fuck is xhamster?
Me: Oh, it’s a porn site.
*silence*

wildguess: Pighawk! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE PETS IN THAT...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:21:36 -0400

wildguess:

Pighawk!

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE PETS IN THAT APARTMENT.

But I love this.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 10:16:56 -0400

Sometimes Nora and I literally just shout gibberish at each...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:37:02 -0400

Sometimes Nora and I literally just shout gibberish at each other.

hipstrnothippie: I got drunk one night and took a metric shit...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:25:09 -0400

hipstrnothippie:

I got drunk one night and took a metric shit ton of seeds to grow sunflowers from McDonalds for some reason.

I think this discovery marks a low point in my life.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:01:28 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

seentheparty: im-a-kittycat: “So my amazing daughter, Emma,...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:55:45 -0400

seentheparty:

im-a-kittycat:

“So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last month, and I had been searching everywhere for new-creative inspiration for her 5yr pictures. I noticed quite a pattern of so many young girls dressing up as beautiful Disney Princesses, no matter where I looked 95% of the “ideas” were the “How to’s” of how to dress your little girl like a Disney Princess…We chose 5 women (five amazing and strong women), as it was her 5th birthday but there are thousands of unbelievable women (and girls) who have beat the odds and fought (and still fight) for their equal rights all over the world”

- Jaime Moore, Not Just a Girl

this

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Mon, 13 May 2013 22:56:01 -0400

Sometimes I’m like, “Man…I just miss being 18. I was so happy and...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:55:09 -0400

Sometimes I’m like, “Man…I just miss being 18. I was so happy and worry-free!” and then my 19 year old cousin sends me messages like this:

“Yeah that’s exactly what I keep telling myself. He used the I’m not ovwr my ex gf thing. Which I’ve been terrified of so when he texted my friend saying don’t tell dera but I can’t do it anymore I’m not over chelsea I had a major anxiety attack and ran outside. Its annoying because we were just going throigh a rough time but when I think about it he’s not someone that I would want to just go hang out with and he’s not very good in bed at all…lol oh and I hung out with thomas last night and kissed him! I’m mostly just mad because I got all kinda outfits for hotrod weekend this weekend and now I don’t even get to go and wveryone knows my business because of how he handled the whole damn situation. But I sent him a note with my feelings and he’s like “dera I don’t know I need some time to think about stuff” took him all day just to reply that. WHY BefoRE HOT ROD WEEKEND DAMMI”

And then I change my mind.

INDEPENDENT WOMEN CAN WEED WHACK THEIR OWN LAWN.

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:59:18 -0400

INDEPENDENT WOMEN CAN WEED WHACK THEIR OWN LAWN.

A magical Saturday day off means going to brunch at Cafe Hon...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:15:51 -0400

A magical Saturday day off means going to brunch at Cafe Hon with Lisa and Sammie. <3

lesbianese: I just wanna suck some dick

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:54:07 -0400

lesbianese:

I just wanna suck some dick

This is what libraries in Chicago look like.

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:43:05 -0400

This is what libraries in Chicago look like.

humansofnewyork: “I play drums in a horror influenced trashy...

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:24:27 -0400

humansofnewyork:

“I play drums in a horror influenced trashy rock and roll band.”

(San Francisco, CA)

How to look good naked: 1) get naked 2) say “damn I look good”

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:20:42 -0400

How to look good naked:

1) get naked

2) say “damn I look good”

There’s no crying in stage management.

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:49:25 -0400

There’s no crying in stage management.

Dead bird lying on the ground,did you enjoy yourplastic bottle...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:00:33 -0400

Dead bird lying on the ground,
did you enjoy your
plastic bottle of water

mothernaturenetwork: Bob Barker offers $75K to save university...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:52:33 -0400

mothernaturenetwork:

Bob Barker offers $75K to save university cats

Animal activist urges Washington University in St. Louis to stop training medical students on intubation techniques using live cats.

Bob Barker is so old.

I’m not ready for the day Bob Barker dies.

Bob Barker is my dad.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 14:42:11 -0400