Nov
19
Misandrist Sex Tip #5
A good way to break the ice is to show him that you two have things in common. If a random dude grabs your ass and tells you that he just couldn’t help himself, rip his eyes from their sockets to show him that you lack self-control sometimes as well.
I can’t believe this is a tumblr I’m so happy.
(via holykyriarchybatman)