Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
Body positivity, nudity, burlesque, feminism, good music, old photographs, silly GPOYs, dancers, theater, and anecdotes from my personal life.
Today I interviewed a potential intern for the first time and like fuck if that doesn’t make me an adult then I don’t know what does.
I’m glad I’m friends with the kind of people who would never do the ice bucket challenge.
Apprentice Coordinator Pro Tip: Relate all of your ice breaker/team building activities to drinking games.
A Theatrical Review of my Life
"Kate plays the role of Adult very convincingly."